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Comedy Central
Nov 18, 2013 11:00pm PST
a low point this is in barack obama's presidency. hard to overstate but not impossible. >> president obama now finds himself compared to president george w. bush as in the problems with the health care plan have become president obama's katrina. >> is this obama's katrina moment. >> president obama's katrina moment. [ laughter ] >> jon: hurricane katrina? i believe we've all seen the damning photos of presidential flyover surviving the human suffering of the web site from a safe distance. i'm not trying to polish the dot terd that is but comparing the government abdication of responsibility during hurricane katrina, death of hundreds of people, the displacement of hundreds of thousands of people to a bleeb (bleep) web site is offensive apparently to the people in charge during hurricane katrina. >> katrina was a real after but we also had jurisdictional challenges because we had a mayor. we had a governor of louisiana that was a challenge to work with. >> that is andy card saying it's not fair to president bush to compare the rollout to k
Comedy Central
Nov 12, 2013 11:00pm PST
is the obama administration taking this diplomatic setback? >> oh, they really needed this one, jon. obama just really needed a win. >> jon: it's been a rough couple months with the president. >> the whole mess with the nsa, congress holding up his appointments ant roll out was pathetic. >> jon: nightmare. >> a disaster stuffed in a traf industry wrapped in inexmp tense. they call the a cluster (bleep) now this softwear glitch. >> jon: what is that? >> when you try to sign up for obamacare your computer punches you in the dick. [laughter] >> jon: what if you don't have -- >> in your dick. [ laughter ] i mean -- how do you not think about that when you design a web site? obama just wants something to go right for a change. he is so desperate for a win he is playing call of duty on easy to rack up achievements it's a punk move. >> jon: it is a punk move. it's (bleep). i would never do thank i know. his staff is trying trying to cm up. they have him on the white house basketball court right now trying to build up his confidence. >> jon: did they lower the rim for him? >> yeah, just a
Comedy Central
Oct 31, 2013 11:00pm PDT
solo cup! we will be right >> stewart: we are back. so as we have been hearing, president obama's healthcare plan rollout is called the worst rollout since crystal meth pepsi and made the president some fierce adversaries. >> if you watch jon stewart you are in deep trouble. >> if you lost jon stewart you are in trouble. >> even jon stewart taking shots at obamacare, what impact does that have on the whole public dialogue? >> stewart: what impact does me have on the public dialogue? well, it introduces to the healthcare debate the term (bleep) punt. i don't think it has been used prior. and it is now, according to the affordable care act covered. but i guess it is very significant that even jon stewart, even jon stewart has turned against it. i can't recall even i don't know stewart ever doing that before. >> "the daily show" host jon stewart joabl joked that the white house stayers have been reading their e-mails. if he lost jon stewart, i am just saying -- >> even jon stewart has been hammering at this. >> even i don't know stewart was turk on, turning on the president saying
Comedy Central
Nov 4, 2013 7:30pm PST
the network. >> president obama's request for a green light to strike syria adds a whole new dimension to the strained relationship with congress. let me start with you, david, good thing, bad thing? >> jon: should we attack syria good or bad, go! it's like the word went out from cnn hq. look nobody watches this network unless they are in the airport or going somewhere so 86 the professor talk and let the people know ask this story go in the happy bag or sad bag. emoticon me, chop chop! these people have planes to catch. everybody play as long, every except carol cos tello , the rebel. watch as she lets us know that the rabbit hole ooze an exit. >> obamacare the final showdown. the is u.s. supreme court could strike it down today or rule it uns constitutional. -- unconstitutional s. that good or bad? it all depends. the nfl strikes a deal with thousands of players. good thing? bad thing? some in the mid snl. >> jon: what is this middle you speak of and where be it? be the middle beyond the realm of the craiken ring supreme? or perhaps is a land down below where bilbo bagins scribbles i
Comedy Central
Nov 5, 2013 9:00am PST
a mayor who has a habit of oversleeppedding. >> what do you call it sleep >> stephen: tonight obama's latest attack on religious freedom, you can no lodge presence for preexisting naughtiness then can we trust what we read on the internet. i've got one weird trick
Comedy Central
Nov 14, 2013 11:00pm PST
with, rhymes with love. last we checked in the embattled obama administration was making a simple promise to the american people. >> by the end of this month we anticipate that it is going to be working the way that it will suppose to. >> it will take to the end of november for an optimally functioning web site. >> we will have it fully functioning by the end of november. >> jon: fully functioning by november? but as of now for some reason the site continues to give people hepatitis. we don't know. (laughter) well, today the president called a press conference to make a slight adjustment to the promise of a fully functional web site by photograph 30th. >> the web site will work much better on november 30th, december 1st than it worked certainly on october 1st. that's a pretty low barment by the time we look back on this next year the people are going to a this is working well. >> jon: let, let me be clear. when i said end of november, i did not say which november. (laughter) let me be clear about that. (cheers and applause) >> jon: all right. the president didn't just call all of
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